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Ya Ain't Truly a Yooper Till U.P. in da Woods t-shirt in purple

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Our best-selling design. White pines and the line every Yooper knows: ya ain't truly a Yooper till you're U.P. in da woods.

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U.P. County Almanac

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A 15-month calendar (Jan 2027 to Mar 2028) featuring a different Upper Peninsula county each month, with stories, photos, event dates, moon phases and Marquette sun times.

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Da Yooper Calendar 2027

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A printable 2027 U.P. calendar packed with Yooper humor, history, camp wisdom and daily U.P.-style entries.

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Da Yooper Deer Camp Calendar 2027 cover

Da Yooper Deer Camp Calendar 2027

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365 daily deer-camp lines covering cold mornings, camp chores, trail cams, pasties and stories by the stove.

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U.P. Deer Camp Logbook

$5.50 · paperback

A hunting log built for deer camp to track hunts, compare seasons and save the stories.

  • 120-page paperback with 108 hunt log pages
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Yooper Word Search

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100 U.P. word searches covering towns, pasties, slang, wildlife and festivals, plus 2 giant advanced puzzles.

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U.P. County Almanac cover and sample pages

U.P. County Almanac

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A 15-month calendar (Jan 2027 to Mar 2028) featuring a different Upper Peninsula county each month, with stories, photos, event dates, moon phases and Marquette sun times.

  • 42-page fillable PDF (type before printing)
  • Numbered county map and 1904 peninsula map
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Conversations With Killers

$9.99 paperback · $2.99 Kindle

Guilt is the only emotion you cannot fake. Forensic psychologist Dr. Janna Cruz sits across from the people who define her career and reads what their conscience gives away.

  • A serial manipulator, a lethal mother, a fraud doctor and more
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Da Yooper Calendar 2027 cover

Da Yooper Calendar 2027

$2.99 · printable

A printable 2027 U.P. calendar packed with Yooper humor, history, camp wisdom and daily U.P.-style entries.

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Da Yooper Deer Camp Calendar 2027 cover

Da Yooper Deer Camp Calendar 2027

$2.99 · printable

365 daily deer-camp lines covering cold mornings, camp chores, trail cams, pasties and stories by the stove.

  • Printable landscape PDF (cover, 12 months, back cover)
  • A camp entry for every day of 2027
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U.P. Deer Camp Logbook cover

U.P. Deer Camp Logbook

$5.50 · paperback

A hunting log built for deer camp to track hunts, compare seasons and save the stories.

  • 120-page paperback with 108 hunt log pages
  • Fields for stand, weather, wind, moon, times, deer seen, sign and shots
  • Camp records, competition tracker, index and season summary
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Yooper Word Search

$8.00 · paperback

100 U.P. word searches covering towns, pasties, slang, wildlife and festivals, plus 2 giant advanced puzzles.

  • 158-page paperback with big grids and answer keys
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Great Smoky Mountains Travel Journal

Great Smoky Mountains Travel Journal

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A printable hiking logbook and cabin trip planner for trails in Tennessee and North Carolina.

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Yellowstone Travel Journal

Yellowstone Travel Journal

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A printable cabin and trail logbook featuring a national park hiking tracker and wildlife tally.

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Yooper Sayings SVG PNG Bundle

Yooper Sayings SVG PNG Bundle

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Upper Peninsula word art cut files ready for Cricut, shirts and signs.

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Upper Peninsula SVG PNG Bundle

Upper Peninsula SVG PNG Bundle

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U.P. map silhouette, outline and paw print cut files for Cricut, shirts and decals.

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All 50 States + DC Muscle Mascots

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Transparent PNG mascots for all 50 American states plus DC, ready for print-on-demand, stickers and sublimation.

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Pet Hair Cleanup Routine

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An Easy for the Exasperated printable routine for keeping pet hair under control around the house.

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U.P. Deer Camp Logbook
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Seasons, stories, and the ones that got away.
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Arguing with Myself About God
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The agony of an agnostic.
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Yooper Word Search
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Upper Peninsula Birding Life List
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U.P. ATV, UTV & ORV Trip Log
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U.P. Outdoorsman's 3-in-1 Logbook
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Upper Peninsula Fishing Log
Upper Peninsula Fishing Log
Record every cast, catch and lake.
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Don't Get Fooled by Statistics
Don't Get Fooled by Statistics
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Study Guide for Arguing With Myself About God
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The Count of Souls
The Count of Souls
A historical shipwreck novel.
$13.99 paperback · $4.99 Kindle
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Yooper Kids
Yooper Kids
Wonders and adventures from all 15 U.P. counties.
$14.99 paperback · $3.99 Kindle
Get it on Amazon
Conversations with Killers
Conversations with Killers
Criminal profiling and real case studies.
$9.99 paperback · $2.99 Kindle
Get it on Amazon
Don't Get Played
Don't Get Played
Plain-English guide to spotting scams and pressure tactics.
$5.50 paperback · $2.99 Kindle
Get it on Amazon
U.P. Deer Camp Logbook
U.P. Deer Camp Logbook
Seasons, stories, and the ones that got away.
$5.50 paperback
Get it on Amazon
Arguing with Myself About God
Arguing with Myself About God
The agony of an agnostic.
$9.99 paperback · $2.99 Kindle
Get it on Amazon
Yooper Word Search
Yooper Word Search
100 large-grid puzzles of U.P. towns, foods and slang.
$8.00 paperback
Get it on Amazon
Upper Peninsula Birding Life List
Upper Peninsula Birding Life List
A U.P. bird watching log for sightings, species and seasons.
$6.99 paperback
Get it on Amazon
U.P. ATV, UTV & ORV Trip Log
U.P. ATV, UTV & ORV Trip Log
Log every trail, mile and mud hole.
$6.99 paperback
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U.P. Outdoorsman's 3-in-1 Logbook
U.P. Outdoorsman's 3-in-1 Logbook
Deer camp, trail cam and snowmobile logs in one book.
$6.50 paperback
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Upper Peninsula Fishing Log
Upper Peninsula Fishing Log
Record every cast, catch and lake.
$5.50 paperback
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Don't Get Fooled by Statistics
Don't Get Fooled by Statistics
A plain-English guide to misleading numbers.
$5.50 paperback · $2.99 Kindle
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Study Guide for Arguing With Myself About God
Study Guide for Arguing With Myself About God
A companion guide for readers.
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DA YOOPER CALENDAR 2027

A printable 2027 calendar with a Yooper line for every day.

Da Yooper Calendar 2027 cover
The cover
November 2027 page from Da Yooper Calendar 2027
A month page, a line for every day
Four months of Da Yooper Calendar 2027 at a glance
Four months at a glance
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A printable 2027 U.P. calendar packed with Yooper humor, history, camp wisdom and daily U.P.-style entries.

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DA YOOPER DEER CAMP CALENDAR 2027

365 days of deer camp, one line a day.

Da Yooper Deer Camp Calendar 2027 cover
The cover
April 2027 page from the Deer Camp Calendar
April at camp
November 2027 page from the Deer Camp Calendar
November at camp
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365 daily deer-camp lines covering cold mornings, camp chores, trail cams, pasties and stories by the stove.

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U.P. DEER CAMP LOGBOOK

A hunting log built for deer camp.

U.P. Deer Camp Logbook cover
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Camp records page and Hunt 1 page from inside the logbook
Detailed interior pages for tracking every hunt
$5.50 · paperback

A hunting log built for deer camp to track hunts, compare seasons and save the stories.

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The Hardship Trilogy Glossary

The Spanish, sailing and 1592 words used in Keith A. Johnston's three novels, free to read, copy or print. Open a book to see its words. Each book's list can also be downloaded as a Word file, which opens on Windows and Mac. Readers of the early books may want to leave the later lists closed.

Book One The Count of Souls

Spanish, sailing, and period words found in The Count of Souls, set in 1592.

Titles and People

Boatswain
The ship's officer in charge of the crew, rigging, and deck work (said "BO-sun").
Carpenter
The ship's carpenter, the man who repairs the hull. Diego is called by this name.
Don / Doña
Spanish titles of respect for a gentleman and a lady of rank, used before the first name (Doña Isabel).
Master
The captain of a merchant ship; also a polite address for a skilled tradesman.
Pilot
A seaman who knows local waters and guides a ship through them. A pilot's boy is his apprentice.

Church

Fray
Spanish for "Brother"; the title for a friar, as in Fray Tomás.
Friar
A member of a religious order who works among ordinary people rather than living shut away in a monastery.
Sancte Dominice, ora pro nobis
"Saint Dominic, pray for us", a Dominican prayer.

Law, Money and Government

Manifest / lading
A ship's official list of its cargo and people. The lading is the cargo itself, as the book records it.

Places

Bar
A sandbank across a river mouth or harbor entrance, where ships can run aground.
Cartagena
A fortified Spanish port on the coast of modern Colombia, the Santa Aurelia's destination.
Cay
A small, low island of sand and coral (said "key").
Isla Seca
"Dry Island", the sailors' name for the bare cay where the survivors were stranded.
Santo Domingo
The Spanish capital of the Caribbean, on the island of Hispaniola, founded in 1496.
Wrack
Seaweed and rubbish washed up along the beach.

Ships

Bitts / cleat / bollard / ringbolt
Posts, fittings, and iron rings for tying off ropes, on the ship or the quay.
Bulwark
The solid wall along the edge of the deck.
Coaming / grating
The raised rim around a deck opening (hatch), and an open wooden lattice cover that lets in light and air.
Comber
A long, rolling ocean wave.
Cordage
Ropes in general.
Galleon
A large three-masted Spanish ship that carried passengers, cargo and guns between Spain and her colonies. The Santa Aurelia is a galleon.
Half-deck
The raised deck toward the stern where the helmsman stood.
Larboard / starboard
The left and right sides of a ship facing forward. Larboard is the old word for port.
Lateen
A triangular sail set on a long slanting yard, used on the rear mast of a galleon.
Lay
The twist of a rope's strands.
Longboat / skiff
A ship's large rowing boat, and a small open rowing boat.
Patache
A small, fast vessel used to scout for or escort larger ships.
Quarter / quarterdeck
The rear corner of a ship's side, and the raised deck at the stern where the master stands.
Seam / pitch / oakum
The gap between planks; the black tar that seals it; and the tarred rope fiber hammered into it with a caulking iron.
Shrouds / ratlines / stay
The ropes bracing the mast from the sides; the rope rungs between them for climbing; and a rope bracing the mast fore or aft.
Stove
Broken in. A stove ship has a hole in her hull; a stove cask has been smashed.
Whipstaff
The upright lever a helmsman used to move the rudder; the ship's wheel had not yet been invented.
Yard / spar
The cross pole a sail hangs from, and any such pole on a ship.

Sailing Words and Orders

Lashed / flaked / stopper / chocked
Tied down; laid out in loose loops so it runs free; a short rope that holds the anchor cable fast; and wedged with blocks of wood.
Reckoning
A navigator's working-out of where the ship is from speed, course, and time.
Reef / reef points / shorten sail
To make a sail smaller by tying up part of it with short cords (reef points), for strong winds.
Weather / lee
The side toward the wind, and the side sheltered from it. To windward means toward the wind; to leeward, away from it.

Daily Life and Objects

Awl
A pointed tool for piercing leather or cloth.
Biscuit
Hard, dry ship's bread that kept for months, often full of weevils (wormed). The heel is a hard leftover end piece.
Bodice / shift / mantle
The fitted top of a woman's dress; the plain linen undergarment beneath; and a loose cloak worn over it.
Cask / staves / hoops / bung / head
A wooden barrel; the curved boards it is built from; the bands holding them; the plug in its hole; and its flat end.
Pallet
A thin bed of stuffed cloth laid on the floor.
Tallow / tallow dip
Hard animal fat, and a cheap, smoky candle made from it.
Book Two The Petition

Spanish, sailing, and period words found in The Petition, set in 1592.

Titles and People

Biscayan
A man from Biscay in northern Spain, a Basque region famous for its sailors.
Boatswain
The ship's officer in charge of the crew, rigging, and deck work (said "BO-sun").
Carpenter
The ship's carpenter, the man who repairs the hull. Diego is called by this name.
Corsair
A pirate or privateer. In the book these are French raiders preying on Spanish ships.
Don / Doña
Spanish titles of respect for a gentleman and a lady of rank, used before the first name (Doña Isabel).
Hidalgo
A Spanish gentleman of minor nobility, born to rank rather than wealth.
Licenciado
A man with a university degree, used as a title for lawyers and physicians.
Master
The captain of a merchant ship; also a polite address for a skilled tradesman.
Notary (escribano)
An official scribe who writes up legal papers and witnesses them so they hold in court.
Pilot
A seaman who knows local waters and guides a ship through them. A pilot's boy is his apprentice.
Surety
A person who promises to pay if a borrower cannot; to stand surety is to guarantee a debt.

Church

Breviary
The small book of daily prayers a priest or friar carries.
Commended to the sea
The burial prayer said when a body is given to the sea. The body is sewn into sailcloth with a round shot (an iron cannonball) at the feet so it sinks.
Dominicans
The Order of Preachers, the friars' order. Their house in Santo Domingo feeds the poor.
Fray
Spanish for "Brother"; the title for a friar, as in Fray Tomás.
Friar
A member of a religious order who works among ordinary people rather than living shut away in a monastery.
Padre nuestro
"Our Father", the Lord's Prayer in Spanish.

Law, Money and Government

Alcaide
The commander of a fortress. In Santo Domingo he also had a say over ships in the harbor.
Audiencia
The royal high court and governing council of a Spanish colony. Petitions to the king's justice went to it.
Inkhorn
A small hollow horn used to carry ink.
Manifest / lading
A ship's official list of its cargo and people. The lading is the cargo itself, as the book records it.
Mark
A cross made in place of a signature by someone who cannot write or hold a pen.
Peso de oro
"Gold peso", the main unit of money in the Spanish Caribbean.
Por ruego de la otorgante
"At the request of the woman making this document"; the legal words written when someone signs for her.
Real (plural reales)
A small Spanish silver coin.
Royal officials
The Crown's treasury and customs officers, who control what comes in and out of the port.
Sanding the page
Sprinkling fine sand on wet ink to dry it, before blotting paper was common.
Settlement of the voyage
The paying-off of a voyage's costs. In the story it is used as cover to sign away Isabel's estate.
The mills
The sugar mills on the island's plantations. Their owners owed debts to Isabel's late husband.

Places

Atarazana
Santo Domingo's royal dockyard and waterfront district.
Bar
A sandbank across a river mouth or harbor entrance, where ships can run aground.
Calle de las Damas / Calle de la Mar
"Street of the Ladies" and "Street of the Sea", two streets in Santo Domingo.
Cay
A small, low island of sand and coral (said "key").
Cooperage
A barrel maker's workshop.
Cut
A narrow, deep gap through a reef that a ship can pass.
Isla Seca
"Dry Island", the sailors' name for the bare cay where the survivors were stranded.
Mole
A stone pier or breakwater built out into the harbor.
Ozama
The river at Santo Domingo. Its mouth forms the city's harbor.
Punta Palenque
A headland on the coast west of Santo Domingo.
Quay
A stone landing place where ships load and unload (said "key").
Shelf
The flat ledge of coral rock beside the cay, uncovered at low tide.
Shingle
A beach of loose pebbles and broken shell.
Torre del Homenaje
"Tower of Homage", the great stone keep of the fortress above the Ozama.
Wrack
Seaweed and rubbish washed up along the beach.

Ships

Barca
A small one-masted coasting vessel with a deck, worked by sail and long oars. Salgado's ship.
Bitts / cleat / bollard / ringbolt
Posts, fittings, and iron rings for tying off ropes, on the ship or the quay.
Block
A pulley.
Bonnet
An extra strip of canvas laced to the bottom of a sail for more speed.
Bulwark
The solid wall along the edge of the deck.
Cable
The heavy anchor rope. A cable's length is a distance of about 200 yards.
Caravel
A small, light, quick Spanish sailing ship.
Coaming / grating
The raised rim around a deck opening (hatch), and an open wooden lattice cover that lets in light and air.
Cordage
Ropes in general.
Course / topsail
The lowest large sail on a mast, and the sail above it.
Fid / splice
A tapered wooden spike for opening rope, and a join made by weaving two rope ends together.
Hawse
The hole in the bow that the anchor cable runs through.
Horn lantern
A lantern with thin, see-through panes of scraped animal horn instead of glass. The bail is its hanging handle.
Larboard / starboard
The left and right sides of a ship facing forward. Larboard is the old word for port.
Lay
The twist of a rope's strands.
Lighter
A flat boat that ferries cargo between ships and the shore.
Longboat / skiff
A ship's large rowing boat, and a small open rowing boat.
Loom
The heavy inboard shaft and handle end of a long oar or sweep, gripped by the rower inside the vessel's rail.
Painter / falls
A rope at a small boat's bow for tying it, and the ropes and pulleys used to lower it.
Pallet
A thin bed of stuffed cloth laid on the floor.
Patache
A small, fast vessel used to scout for or escort larger ships.
Quarter / quarterdeck
The rear corner of a ship's side, and the raised deck at the stern where the master stands.
Scupper
A drain hole cut through the base of a ship's bulwark at the deck line to let seawater run back over the side.
Seam / pitch / oakum
The gap between planks; the black tar that seals it; and the tarred rope fiber hammered into it with a caulking iron.
Sheet / halyard
The rope that sets a sail's angle, and the rope that hoists a sail.
Shrouds / ratlines / stay
The ropes bracing the mast from the sides; the rope rungs between them for climbing; and a rope bracing the mast fore or aft.
Stem post / cutwater
The upright front timber of the ship, and its leading edge that cuts the waves.
Stern sheets
The seats at the back of a small boat.
Stove
Broken in. A stove ship has a hole in her hull; a stove cask has been smashed.
Sweeps
Long oars used to row a sailing ship when there is no wind. They rest in crutches (forked supports), pass through oar ports, and are pulled from the thwarts (cross-benches). The loom is the handle end; the blade dips in the water.
Tholes / gunwale
The pegs that hold a small boat's oars, and the top edge of the boat's side.
Waist
The middle part of the deck.
Wale / strakes
The thick band of planking along the ship's side, and the long lines of planks that make the hull.
Weeps
Of a hull: it leaks slowly.
Yard / spar
The cross pole a sail hangs from, and any such pole on a ship.

Sailing Words and Orders

Back her
Row backward to slow or stop the ship.
Bend (a sail)
To tie a sail onto its yard.
Brailed / furl
Of a sail: gathered up, or rolled tight and tied.
By the mark / by the deep
The leadsman's calls: the depth falls on a marked spot on the line, or between marks.
Coasting
Trading by sailing from port to port along a shore.
Degree / the line
A step of north-south position on the chart; the line is the course a navigator means to hold.
Ebb / flood
The falling tide going out, and the rising tide coming in. The tide serves when it is right for sailing; it runs foul when it is against you.
Give way
Start rowing.
Glass
A half-hour sandglass. Sailors counted time in glasses.
Hard up
An order to push the tiller all the way, turning the ship away from the wind.
Lashed / flaked / stopper / chocked
Tied down; laid out in loose loops so it runs free; a short rope that holds the anchor cable fast; and wedged with blocks of wood.
Lead / sounding
A lead weight on a marked line, dropped to measure depth. Tallow ("arming") in its hollow base brings up sand or mud from the bottom. The leadsman stands in the chains, a platform on the ship's side.
League
About three to three and a half miles.
Point
One of the 32 directions on a ship's compass. East by north is one point north of east. To fall off a point or bring her up a point is to turn slightly away from or toward the wind.
Put about / go about
To turn the ship's bow through the wind onto the other side.
Quadrant / pinnules
A brass instrument for measuring the height of the sun or a star to find how far north or south you are; the pinnules are its sighting holes.
Raise (land)
To come close enough to see land rise over the horizon.
Reckoning
A navigator's working-out of where the ship is from speed, course, and time.
Reef / reef points / shorten sail
To make a sail smaller by tying up part of it with short cords (reef points), for strong winds.
Set of the water
The direction the current runs.
Slatted
Of a sail: flapped loose and noisy because there was no wind.
Stepped
Of a mast: set firmly in its socket.
The Wagon
The Big Dipper, used at night to tell direction and the hour.
Ton
A measure of how much cargo a ship can carry, not how much it weighs.
Weather / lee
The side toward the wind, and the side sheltered from it. To windward means toward the wind; to leeward, away from it.
Where away?
A sailor's call asking which direction something was sighted.

Daily Life and Objects

Awl
A pointed tool for piercing leather or cloth.
Biscuit
Hard, dry ship's bread that kept for months, often full of weevils (wormed). The heel is a hard leftover end piece.
Bodice / shift / mantle
The fitted top of a woman's dress; the plain linen undergarment beneath; and a loose cloak worn over it.
Bowshot
The distance an arrow flies, a few hundred yards.
Brain-stone
Brain coral, a round coral with a grooved surface.
Breeches
Men's trousers fastened below the knee.
Cask / staves / hoops / bung / head
A wooden barrel; the curved boards it is built from; the bands holding them; the plug in its hole; and its flat end.
Dinner
The main meal, eaten at midday.
Fishwives
Women who sold fish.
Hand's breadth
About four inches.
Lye
A strong alkali used to make soap and wash linen.
Mourning
Heavy black outer garments worn by a widow or bereaved relative as the customary public sign of grief after a death.
Press (linen)
A cupboard where clean linen was pressed flat and stored.
Quintal
A Spanish hundredweight, about 100 pounds.
Rammer
A heavy wooden rod or tamp used to pack earth, sand, or stones tightly into a hole around a post.
Sargasso weed
Floating brown seaweed of the Atlantic.
Scuttled butt
A water barrel with a hole cut in the top for dipping.
Sniffed
Tested by smell. Water casks were tapped for sound and smelled at the bunghole before a voyage to make sure the wood had not soured inside.
Stave (signal pole)
A barrel board used as the pole for the survivors' signal cloth.
Tallow / tallow dip
Hard animal fat, and a cheap, smoky candle made from it.
Tally stick
A notched stick used to keep count, here of water casks.
Book Three The Return

Spanish, sailing, and period words found in The Return, set in 1592.

Titles and People

Alcalde ordinario
A town magistrate elected each year by the city council, who judges ordinary crimes in the first instance.
Alguacil
A constable of the court, who arrests offenders and carries a white wand (vara) as his badge of office.
Barber-surgeon
A barber who also cleaned and stitched wounds and let blood.
Carpenter
The ship's carpenter, the man who repairs the hull. Diego is called by this name.
Crier
The town's public caller, who read out sentences and orders in the street.
Don / Doña
Spanish titles of respect for a gentleman and a lady of rank, used before the first name (Doña Isabel).
Hangman
The executioner of the court.
Jailer
The keeper of a prison.
Lay brother
A member of a religious house who takes vows but is not a priest, and does its practical work.
Licenciado
A man with a university degree, used as a title for lawyers and physicians.
Master
The captain of a merchant ship; also a polite address for a skilled tradesman.
Notary (escribano)
An official scribe who writes up legal papers and witnesses them so they hold in court.
Oidor
"Hearer", a judge of the Audiencia, the royal high court.
Porter
The lay brother who keeps the convent gate.
Señor / Señora
Sir / madam; polite forms of address.
Steward
The man who runs a household's business and keeps its keys.
Surety
A person who promises to pay if a borrower cannot; to stand surety is to guarantee a debt.

Church

Ave bell
The church bell rung at dusk for the Hail Mary prayer.
Confession
Telling one's sins to a priest, who may then forgive them in God's name.
Dominicans
The Order of Preachers, the friars' order. Their house in Santo Domingo feeds the poor.
Fray
Spanish for "Brother"; the title for a friar, as in Fray Tomás.
Friar
A member of a religious order who works among ordinary people rather than living shut away in a monastery.
Oil of the sick
Holy oil a priest uses to anoint the dying.
Sacristy
The room beside a church where the vestments, vessels and records are kept.
Vespers / the Hours
Evening prayer, and the set times of prayer through the day kept by friars.
Vestment press
A tall cupboard where a priest's robes are laid flat.

Law, Money and Government

Arroba
A Spanish weight of about twenty-five pounds.
Audiencia
The royal high court and governing council of a Spanish colony. Petitions to the king's justice went to it.
Cabildo
The town council and its hall.
Casas Reales
"Royal Houses", the government buildings of Santo Domingo, where the Audiencia sat.
Deed of gift (carta de cesión)
A written grant handing property over to another, here to the hospital.
Holland cloth
Fine linen woven in the Low Countries.
Inkhorn
A small hollow horn used to carry ink.
Ledger
A merchant's account book.
Maravedí
The smallest Spanish money of account; thirty-four made one real.
Mark
A cross made in place of a signature by someone who cannot write or hold a pen.
Note (note of hand)
A signed promise to repay a debt.
Pieces of eight
Large Spanish silver coins worth eight reales.
Plate
Household silver: dishes, cups and candlesticks.
Pledge
Property held as security for a loan; whoever holds the pledge can claim it if the debt is not paid.
Por ruego de la otorgante
"At the request of the woman making this document"; the legal words written when someone signs for her.
Quill
A pen cut from a feather.
Real (plural reales)
A small Spanish silver coin.
Sand-box
A small pot with a pierced lid for sprinkling sand on wet ink.
Seal / wax
A stamp pressed into hot wax to close a door or paper by law; breaking it without leave is a crime.
Settlement of the voyage
The paying-off of a voyage's costs. In the story it is used as cover to sign away Isabel's estate.
Steelyard
A hanging balance: a weight slides along an iron beam to weigh a load on the hook.
The mills
The sugar mills on the island's plantations. Their owners owed debts to Isabel's late husband.
Vara
A Spanish yard, about thirty-three inches; also a constable's staff of office.
Warrant
The written order to carry out a sentence.

Places

Arcade
A covered walk along the front of buildings, behind a row of arches.
Boiling house
The building at a sugar mill where cane juice was boiled down to sugar.
Calle of the mole
The street running down to the harbor mole, where Isabel's house stands.
Careening ground
A beach where ships were hauled over to scrape and tar their hulls.
Cooperage
A barrel maker's workshop.
Fortress
The stone fort above the mouth of the Ozama, which also held prisoners.
Lime-kiln
A kiln for burning coral and shell into lime for mortar and whitewash.
Mole
A stone pier or breakwater built out into the harbor.
Ozama
The river at Santo Domingo. Its mouth forms the city's harbor.
Plaza mayor
The main square of a Spanish town, where markets and public punishments were held.
Quay
A stone landing place where ships load and unload (said "key").
Shingle
A beach of loose pebbles and broken shell.
Tanners' quarter
The poor district where hides were cured in pits of lime and bark.
Ward
A hospital room of beds for the sick poor.

Ships

Barca
A small one-masted coasting vessel with a deck, worked by sail and long oars. Salgado's ship.
Bitts / cleat / bollard / ringbolt
Posts, fittings, and iron rings for tying off ropes, on the ship or the quay.
Cable
The heavy anchor rope. A cable's length is a distance of about 200 yards.
Coaming / grating
The raised rim around a deck opening (hatch), and an open wooden lattice cover that lets in light and air.
Fid / splice
A tapered wooden spike for opening rope, and a join made by weaving two rope ends together.
Hawse
The hole in the bow that the anchor cable runs through.
Horn lantern
A lantern with thin, see-through panes of scraped animal horn instead of glass. The bail is its hanging handle.
Lay
The twist of a rope's strands.
Longboat / skiff
A ship's large rowing boat, and a small open rowing boat.
Painter / falls
A rope at a small boat's bow for tying it, and the ropes and pulleys used to lower it.
Stove
Broken in. A stove ship has a hole in her hull; a stove cask has been smashed.
Sweeps
Long oars used to row a sailing ship when there is no wind. They rest in crutches (forked supports), pass through oar ports, and are pulled from the thwarts (cross-benches). The loom is the handle end; the blade dips in the water.
Tholes / gunwale
The pegs that hold a small boat's oars, and the top edge of the boat's side.
Wale / strakes
The thick band of planking along the ship's side, and the long lines of planks that make the hull.
Yard / spar
The cross pole a sail hangs from, and any such pole on a ship.

Sailing Words and Orders

By the mark / by the deep
The leadsman's calls: the depth falls on a marked spot on the line, or between marks.
Ebb / flood
The falling tide going out, and the rising tide coming in. The tide serves when it is right for sailing; it runs foul when it is against you.
Lead / sounding
A lead weight on a marked line, dropped to measure depth. Tallow ("arming") in its hollow base brings up sand or mud from the bottom. The leadsman stands in the chains, a platform on the ship's side.
Weather / lee
The side toward the wind, and the side sheltered from it. To windward means toward the wind; to leeward, away from it.

Weapons

Arquebus / match / serpentine
An early gun fired by a slow-burning cord (the match), held in a curved arm (the serpentine).
Dagger
A short double-edged fighting knife.
Halberd
A long staff with an axe blade and a spike, carried by guards.
Sheath knife
A seaman's working knife carried at the belt.
Staff
A plain wooden pole, often shod with iron, carried by the town watch.

Daily Life and Objects

Alms box
A locked box with a slot in its lid for gifts to the poor.
Bodice / shift / mantle
The fitted top of a woman's dress; the plain linen undergarment beneath; and a loose cloak worn over it.
Breeches
Men's trousers fastened below the knee.
Cask / staves / hoops / bung / head
A wooden barrel; the curved boards it is built from; the bands holding them; the plug in its hole; and its flat end.
Cassava bread
Flat, hard bread made from the root of the cassava plant, the everyday bread of the Caribbean.
Hand's breadth
About four inches.
Jerkin
A close-fitting sleeveless jacket, often of leather.
Kerchief
A square of cloth worn knotted at the throat or over the head.
Lye
A strong alkali used to make soap and wash linen.
Pallet
A thin bed of stuffed cloth laid on the floor.
Press (linen)
A cupboard where clean linen was pressed flat and stored.
Tallow / tallow dip
Hard animal fat, and a cheap, smoky candle made from it.
Tick
A cloth sack stuffed with straw, used as a mattress.

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So here is our promise. If you want to know how AI was used in anything we make, and we have not already said so, ask us. We will tell you plainly and in detail which tools we used, what they did, and what we did. Email [email protected].

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You're Way: The Lenient Writing Style to Get Over Your Fear of Writing

Simply put, You're Way is a writing style where you must make mistakes on purpose. This guide tells you all about the style and how to use it. It is built for anyone who hesitates to write because grammar, spelling, and formatting can be scary.

History

Why is it called You're Way? Using the wrong "you're" on purpose is the very first example of this style. For a long time, the pressure to be perfect has made ordinary people afraid of their own words. People hide there letters, journals, and stories because they do not want to be judged. We want to change that history. Your real voice matters way more then perfect rules. GET YOUR WORDS OUT THERE!

How to Do It: Do You Know the Way to You're Way? (à la Dionne W.)

As mentioned, the one true rule is this: intentional mistakes are required. These planted mistakes act as a shield. How will people know which mistakes are real and which ones are planted? They won't! That is the protection this style gives you. Everything else is completely up to you. Just write from the heart. Smile at your spellchecker and break the rules to keep your thoughts flowing. Mix up "there," "their," and "they're" on purpose. Write a single paragraph that goes on for nine pages. Skip chapters entirely.

This style gives you great freedom, but there is a catch. It protects your spelling and grammar, but it cannot protect you from what you actually say. Your still responsible for yer content. The choice is always yours, but we hope you chooze to be coherent and kind. A reader who feels respected will keep reading! And it is such a shame more people don't share the family tales that entertained generations, the insights they have on all aspects of the world, and so much more. It really is sharing, and you have so much in you to offer.

Now, we know standard grammar has its place, and we will never look our teachers in the eye again. This style is also not for the office, but do try this one at home. Also if u want to publish on Amazon KDP, their quality review might flag your spelling and cause alot of technical issues with your formating. It is smart to put a short note at the front of your book saying the spelling is intentional (we suggest saying, "I did it You're Way," à la Frank Sinatra). Did u catch the mistakes in that last bit? Exactly. That's the protection.

We hope this sets you free. You might be surprised how many people you can reach when you just share your uninhibited soul.

I did it You're Way

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